Office Surrealist T-Shirts

'There goes Mr. Mookwon. He's been here simply for ages.'

The Artist

Raincloud Umbrella

'There's nothing on.'

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

"He gets easily abstracted."

Convenience.

ThrEschers.

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

Dreams I have had...

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Things are looking up!"

Surreal ale

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

"I can't WAIT to see it."

allovertheplace.com

Ball Pool Peril

The Great Rainbow of China

"Shift’s over, Ed. I’ll take it from here."

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'