Office Nostalgic T-Shirts

'There wasn't much of a collection I'm afraid. Most of the people who really liked you are dead.'

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

'The boss put his picture up to enspire us. But it just isn't having that effect on me.'

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

'It could be worse. Imagine what it'd be like if we hadn't gone to that team building session last week.'

New open space office design that promotes balance in the workplace.

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

"I hear you've got quite a reputation with the girls around the office."

Company Ink.

"I'm going in."

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

"Take the severance package, Hayward. The rest of the board wanted a ritual slaying."

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

"All in favor of the old, uncomfortable chairs?"

"I miss the old cubicles."

'Since you're not happy here, we're moving you over there.'

"I remember when this was all offices."

You don't have to be mad to work here but Mwaaark!

"I like office work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours!"

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

I remember when the only social networking site you could access at work was the water cooler!

'Nice try, but I'm still not feeling any chemistry between us.'

"Do you want the Boss or someone who knows what they are talking about."

'Miss Porter, get me that skunk in Accounting!'

"Mmm..I haven't worn this tie since the firms 1997 dinner and dance..."

'Now this is the kind of office decor I like.'

'You like my in-tray full, don't you?'

The Hidden World of Desks

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

Secretary

"It's an alert from my smart desk. It wants me to go paperless because it can no longer bear the weight of all the paper I use."

"Harold's easing into retirement."

'Not at this time,Felton - but consider yourself bookmarked.'