Office Nostalgist T-Shirts

"Congratulations on your 50 years with the company - we'll miss you, Parker."

"And here's where daddy used to work...before it became a museum.

'Working out of the house is great, but I do miss seeing everyone down at the office.'

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

"I'll never forget you."

"I miss the old cubicles."

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

"Mmm..I haven't worn this tie since the firms 1997 dinner and dance..."

"Harold's easing into retirement."

"Miss Coleman, would you step in here, please, and take a Martini."

'In every office there's always someone who didn't get the message.'

"It's so weird being back in the office."

"Reggie is retired, but he still goes to work to play the office sports pool."

"Since he retired he misses his meetings."

'How come no one ever sends me a fax?'

"Whatever she wants, she gets. She's the only one who knows her way around a computerless office."

'Did you know, when dad was a kid, he nursed a baby bird back to health with an eyedropper?' 'So, he's not the gruff parent he pretends to be?'

"He doesn't seem to be accepting retirement too well."

Retirement day

"After working at a desk for 40 years, Charlie never really wanted a man cave."

'I still say it was a big mistake for our office to go paperless.'

"I liked it better when we went to the watercooler."

Retail Store

Do you remember when all we had to do was go to the filing cabinet and take out the file?

'We keep Amos around just in case the computers break down.'

'There wasn't much of a collection I'm afraid. Most of the people who really liked you are dead.'

'Not everybody is adjusting well to the idea of a paperless office!'

'This is one of the few things you still can't do off-line.'

'I think I preferred the old office parties.'

"Don't trust anyone whose job was created after 1995."

'Do you remember when all we had to do was go to the filing cabinet and take out the file.'

King Commute - Return to work after Covid 19

"Even though I enjoy the convenience of online shopping, I really miss being a difficult customer."

When I started working here, there were only three people in this office.