Storybook Surrealist Gifts

Cheshire cat meets Cheshire dog

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

The Artist

Late night teddy reading

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

Raincloud Umbrella

'There's nothing on.'

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Little Princess.

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"Where the wild things were."

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

"He gets easily abstracted."

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Convenience.

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

"Things are looking up!"

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

Sleeping Beauty

"The third little pig is now a menopausal porker. I hate these hairs on my chinny chin chin."

"Well did he?"

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

Surreal ale