Surreal Storytelling Gifts

Riding a Teapot

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

The Artist

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

Raincloud Umbrella

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

The Adventures of God

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Convenience.

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

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Dreams I have had...

"Things are looking up!"

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

"I can't WAIT to see it."

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

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Ball Pool Peril

"Shift’s over, Ed. I’ll take it from here."

Window in the Sky.

Breakfast surreal.

The Great Rainbow of China