Storybook Sovereign Prints

''Hear ye, hear ye!' - I mean, 'Once upon a time,...'

Bookworm Sleepover

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

Treasure Island Book.

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

"Well did he?"

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

"If only we had adventures like in this book. I wouldn't even know where to begin to look..." "You may find, fun is always on my mind! Shall we take the weego my amigo?"

"It's either this or a country run by lawyers."

fairy tales

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

'The bad news is the Big Bad Wolf is coming. The good news is I've got some great rates on Homeowner's Insurance!'

'I hear they bought out Winken, Blinken and Nod.'

"The forest has been cleared, Little Red Riding Hood has gone because her grandma is now buying her stuff online and you're asking me why I started drinking? Seriously?"

"You can huff and puff all you want. The house is foreclosed and belongs to the bank."

Free Little Library

"We've never had a Cheshire cat in the surgery before. He's not very happy to be here is he?"

"Once you've jumped over the moon, standing around in a field all day just doesn't cut it."

"You'll get right back over here if you know what's good for you!"

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

Dating in Oz

"...went to sleep. And then Mr. Donkey became very quiet and drowsy and he went to sleep. And then Miss Mouse became very quiet and drowsy and she went to sleep. And then Mrs. Bear became very quiet and drowsy and she went to sleep. And then..."