"Once you've jumped over the moon, standing around in a field all day just doesn't cut it."
Storybook Scholar Prints
Decorate their favorite reading spot with art prints that celebrate the storybook scholar. Thoughtful, charming, and visually inspiring, these prints make a perfect gift for literature lovers.
Free Little Library
"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."
The Princess and the Particle
"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."
Late night teddy reading
The Runaway Horse
"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."
Papageno from The Magic Flute
"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."
'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')
Baby Einstein. Baby Frankenstein.
The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'
"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"
"Where the wild things were."
Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.
Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.
'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'
"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"
'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'
The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."
Knights of the bedside table.
"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"
"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."
'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'
'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!
"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"
Cupid
"The third little pig is now a menopausal porker. I hate these hairs on my chinny chin chin."
Sleeping Beauty
Updated Fairy Tales. Having all of them around sure sweetened my stimulus check!
“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”
"Well did he?"
Cinderella and Charming the Clown
'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'
Storybook Scholar Prints Collection
Storybook Scholar Mugs
Explore our collection of storybook scholar mugs and start their day with a smile and a perfect toast to their love of literature.
Storybook Scholar Pillows
Find the perfect storybook scholar pillows to add a cozy, creative touch to their reading corner or home decor.
Storybook Scholar T-Shirts
Discover witty and inspiring storybook scholar T-shirts that let them wear their love for literature proudly.