Screen Sovereign Gifts

Remote controlled jester.

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

TV-Man

Internet Cafe.

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

"I'm so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all."

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

"It's either this or a country run by lawyers."

The Plasmas.

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

Computer spying.

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

Mind control

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"Cool game!"

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

Why god isn't listening...

"She died doing what she loved."

"HELP! - I'm trapped in a dumbed-down medium..!!"

"I think your computer is suffering from separation anxiety, because it's following you."

"You're addicted to your phone and I think you need help."

'Dad, how old were you when you started noticing HD?'

The King Can Do No Wrong

'It's a beautiful day. Go out and click.'

"Ten more minutes of media manipulation, then it's off to bed."

"I bought an old screen from a movie theater for our entertainment room. Getting it in the door and down the stairs may be a challenge."

New TV Season...Dopey man watching new TV shows

"We're going to have to erase your search history."