Summer Sovereign Gifts

The King Can Do No Wrong

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

Segregated Beach

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

New Hampshire Minute

"I'm glad it's Labor Day...all that endless summer fun was getting exhausting."

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

Working Environment

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

'I need a jump!'

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

Girl - 'How come they're not affecting you, mister?!' Man - 'Simple, I'm using 'Writer's Block'.'

"I think we should give day camp a chance, Adrian. Let's not become prisoners of our own dogma."

'No! - You can't build sand castles!'

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

Rabbits picknick

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

"Yay! School is done!!"

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

'Eureka! -- A cure for the summertime blues!'

'Don't come crying to me, son. I told you you'd turn into a lobster if you stayed out in the sun all day.'

Relief for America in the Heat.

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."

"It's the last day of school. We have to clean out our desks."

'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'

"This place is okay, but it's nothing to text home about."