Summer Sovereign T-Shirts

The King Can Do No Wrong

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"I've just barbecued my head again."

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

Segregated Beach

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

New Hampshire Minute

"I'm glad it's Labor Day...all that endless summer fun was getting exhausting."

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

Working Environment

I can't believe school's starting back up, Ernie! Yeah. What happened to summer?!!! Well, Frank we played baseball, swam in the lake, visited cousins, picnicked in the park, drank lemonade, rode bikes, went to camp, played video games, ate s'mores, learned magic tricks, caught fireflies, hiked long trails, gazed at stars, made ice cream, rode rides at the fair, built sand castles, read scary books, camped in the yard, watched fireworks, ran races, flew kites, grew vegetables, did chores, wate

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

'I need a jump!'

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

Girl - 'How come they're not affecting you, mister?!' Man - 'Simple, I'm using 'Writer's Block'.'

"I think we should give day camp a chance, Adrian. Let's not become prisoners of our own dogma."

'No! - You can't build sand castles!'

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

Rabbits picknick

"Yay! School is done!!"

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

I'm starting a lawn-mowing service instead of going to camp. Excellent. Can I have a loan to get started? What for? Gas can, tool cart, mower blade, sharpening and insurance in case I cut off my foot or someone's prized peony. Maybe we can afford summer camp. It's a bargain.

'Don't come crying to me, son. I told you you'd turn into a lobster if you stayed out in the sun all day.'

'Eureka! -- A cure for the summertime blues!'

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."

Relief for America in the Heat.

"It's the last day of school. We have to clean out our desks."

'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'

"This place is okay, but it's nothing to text home about."