Summer Scribe T-Shirts

Girl - 'How come they're not affecting you, mister?!' Man - 'Simple, I'm using 'Writer's Block'.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"I can't tell you how it ended. That would ruin the sequel."

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

Working Environment

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

"Wh@_I_Did_During_My_Whole_Summer_Vacation."

'My Dad won't let me tell what I did on my summer vacation...he doesn't want anyone to know where he set up his offshore bank accounts.'

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

Relief for America in the Heat.

'Eureka! -- A cure for the summertime blues!'

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

A writer goes sailing.

"So basically, it's an autobiomeoirography!"

"I'm starting to miss the summer people. It's been weeks since I glowered."

"Can you believe it? A couple of page-turners, one affair, and, wham - it's Labor Day."

"Tests! That's one thing I don't like about the end of school. I can't believe it! You're not finished studying, either?"

"I won't do the 'What I did on my summer vacation' assignment. I consider it a privacy issue."

Welcome to summer school.

Intense summer sun

"But you got some good reviews too, yeah?"

Woman and books.

Overheated office where a member of staff is suffering from high temperatures

"Before I begin, everyone must sign a non-disclosure agreement."

"I don't mind having a bun in the oven, but I do mind not being able to set the temperature."

"It's so hot they're laying them already cooked!"

Heat Wave Podium

"The weatherman said it was important to stay cool but now I've got my foot stuck in the butter."