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'Bay-owulf.'

I should be a writer when I grow up...

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

The one that got away

Fishing with God

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

'It was this big. I swear'

"He's a keeper!"

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

'I win!'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

Girl - 'How come they're not affecting you, mister?!' Man - 'Simple, I'm using 'Writer's Block'.'

'I'm afraid the motion has been carried and you lost.'

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

'Believe me, it's overrated up here.'

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

"Regarding your letter of next Monday ... "

Waiting Room For Godot.

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

"I thought it was deeper here."

"I lost the hand to a shark, the leg to a barracuda, and the gallbladder to Dr. Steven Erlich."

Whale Watch Tours.