Summer Scribe Prints

Girl - 'How come they're not affecting you, mister?!' Man - 'Simple, I'm using 'Writer's Block'.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"I can't tell you how it ended. That would ruin the sequel."

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

Working Environment

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

"Wh@_I_Did_During_My_Whole_Summer_Vacation."

'My Dad won't let me tell what I did on my summer vacation...he doesn't want anyone to know where he set up his offshore bank accounts.'

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

"Can you believe it? A couple of page-turners, one affair, and, wham - it's Labor Day."

'Eureka! -- A cure for the summertime blues!'

"So basically, it's an autobiomeoirography!"

"Tests! That's one thing I don't like about the end of school. I can't believe it! You're not finished studying, either?"

Relief for America in the Heat.

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

A writer goes sailing.

"I'm starting to miss the summer people. It's been weeks since I glowered."

"I won't do the 'What I did on my summer vacation' assignment. I consider it a privacy issue."

Woman and books.

Intense summer sun

Welcome to summer school.

"But you got some good reviews too, yeah?"

Overheated office where a member of staff is suffering from high temperatures

"I don't mind having a bun in the oven, but I do mind not being able to set the temperature."

"Before I begin, everyone must sign a non-disclosure agreement."

Heat Wave Podium

"It's so hot they're laying them already cooked!"

101 Reasons to Read More. If you only read one book this summer, I'd recommend this one.