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Remote controlled jester.

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

TV-Man

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Internet Cafe.

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

"I'm so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all."

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

The Plasmas.

"It's either this or a country run by lawyers."

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

Computer spying.

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

"God, I love this show!"

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

Mind control

"Cool game!"

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

"She died doing what she loved."

Why god isn't listening...

'Why don't you change it to sports or cartoons or something? -- You know CNN just depresses you.'

"HELP! - I'm trapped in a dumbed-down medium..!!"

"I think your computer is suffering from separation anxiety, because it's following you."

'Dad, how old were you when you started noticing HD?'

"You're addicted to your phone and I think you need help."

The spanish coronation

The King Can Do No Wrong

'It's a beautiful day. Go out and click.'

"Ten more minutes of media manipulation, then it's off to bed."

New TV Season...Dopey man watching new TV shows

"I bought an old screen from a movie theater for our entertainment room. Getting it in the door and down the stairs may be a challenge."