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'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'She'll never look for me here.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'The boss says you can come in from the naughty step now.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

'He looks exactly like his father!'

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

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Man about lady in rocking chair with roll bars: 'Never too old to rock and roll.'

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"Hi! My name is Dr. Jenkins and welcome to 'This is your disease'."

Skateboard Olympics.

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

"Our founder was a real joker. That's the first silver dollar he ever glued to the floor."

Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

"My records show we sent your bonus. Have you looked on your roof?"

"Can I start getting my allowance in Lottery tickets?"

Hazardous Wastes R Us.

"Dad, I want another dog for my birthday." "NO." "OK. I want a stripper girlfriend for my birthday." "What kind of dog do you want."