Sovereign Of Jokes Gifts

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

"It's time to get politics out of money."

'Retirement is OK, but instead of looking forword to weekends, I'm working at McDonalds.'

"It's either this or a country run by lawyers."

King Pin

No, sir, that entr

I hate these he shed, she shed cases.

The Mayor Alonzo Q. Furdweiller Pothole. Looks like the mayor and the city council are bickering again.

McWit Legal College

Comedy course highlights fake nose

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"Looks like there was a mix-up. Apparently the tank we ordered went to Vinny's Joke Shop in Hoboken, New Jersey."

"Your chicken in red wine, sir."

'Face it dear, we are as old as we look!'

'Why don't you change it to sports or cartoons or something? -- You know CNN just depresses you.'

"In case you had any doubts, Holbrook, you're fired!"

"Don't forget to torch the place when you leave."

History's First Prop Gag

'Having a lot of underlings doesn't make you an overling!'

Remote controlled jester.

'Whatever you do, don't let them see the real you.'

"I remember when you used to hold a scepter instead of that remote."

Grave Digger Sackings.

"We're going to have to erase your search history."

'We only have ketchup, relish and mustard, Moses dropped the other condiments on the way down,'

Doc, I firmly believe in portion control as long as I control them!

'I've misplaced my keys to the kingdom.'

"Could our co-op secede from the United States and govern itself?"

"My Kingdom now has an official sponsor."

The Perils of Party Planning

'Of course I didn't announce the election -- it was a secret ballot!'

'As the King lives, I will smite the next man who covers his ears!'