Squire Of Humor Gifts

'As the King lives, I will smite the next man who covers his ears!'

British savings accounts

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

Bureaucracy gone mad!

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

Justice

The Inn Keeper's Wife and Daughter taking care of the Don after being beaten and bruised.

The Modern Damocles -

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

"'Burned out,' Parker?- I wasn't aware you ever even 'caught fire.'"

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

The 11th Commandment

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

Greek Tragedy: 'Yes... we agree to further cuts in government spendings..!!!'

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

ENNUI...(smiley face).

God finger

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

Bureau of Missing Door Knobs

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

How To Cut The Defense Budget

Manspreading in Art

"How can a student who can't speak English or Gobbledegook expect to pass?"

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

Conclave.

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes."

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

Art Vandalism