Lover Of Satire Gifts

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

'Good thinking.'

'We've got a drive to cut down on unnecessary paperwork, everytime you see some I want you to fill out one these reports.'

AIDS Medicine... Do not use in case of Kidney disease, Heart complaints and poverty.

"I really believe red tape is the future!"

"Didn't I tell you 'Never put anything down on paper'?"

"Arrogant? Moi?"

Bureaucracy gone mad!

"Remember how sure you were nobody would notice how much you'd fudged on your deductions?"

'I can't get through!'

'We've already restructured, reorganised, reformed and reformatted...so we've only got fucking it up left.'

Labyrinth of bureaucracy

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

'At least you know exactly where you stand with a dealer like Bob.'

Man with two devils on his shoulders.

'Keep running bunny! Someday people will finally forget what Christmas and Easter were about.'

Out of Order/Use window

Senator Yomp: 'The senator is restricting this news conference to questions about his grandchildren and their pets.'

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

'Harry's a commercial consultant. He's a lawyer without a law degree.'

War and Peace

'What's the matter with you people? -- Didn't I TELL you to prosper?'

Suppliers of fine pin-stripe

"It's the little kid who runs the lemonade stand... with a take over offer!"

At the Wilson family reunion.

Kissing Royal fake hand

Well, duh!

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

"I was going to clean out my desk after being fired, but I said, 'What the hell!'..."

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

Meanwhile, Back in a Parellel Universe. . .

Bureau of Missing Door Knobs

The Notre Dame Five Year Restoration Plan Swing Into Action.

"Please don't hurt him! Think of the environment!"

"Now think on. No wife of mine would be allowed to leave her chair askew!"