Loves Satire Gifts

'Now that I think about it, you're right: Like bankers, we thrive on the misfortune of others...'

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

The Berlin Peace Movement

Reese Witherspoon

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

"Do Mr. Reaper, do you have health insurance?"

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

Jack in the box on strike.

Bureaucracy gone mad!

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

The Modern Damocles -

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

The Notre Dame Five Year Restoration Plan Swing Into Action.

Family Butcher.

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

'Our new assignment is to get Iran and North Korea to blow each other up.'

Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough...

"I'm a huge fan of your work."

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

Knights of the Round Whatever

ENNUI...(smiley face).

Bureau of Missing Door Knobs

'The secret of life has been unknowable ever since we assigned it to a committee.'

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

"Stop calling everything Kafka-esque

John Banville

Art Vandalism

Hamlet.

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

"Thanks a bunch. I'll just run these by our committee and pass them along."

'You've a broken lamp and your underlay's dangerously worn.'

This would be Andy's first and last day as golf instructor at Sunset Oaks Country Club: "Remember, *hic*....Always jerk your head up and swing at the ball as hard as you can."