Fascinated By Satire Gifts

Family Butcher.

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

"Do Mr. Reaper, do you have health insurance?"

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

Bureaucracy gone mad!

Jack in the box on strike.

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

In my day, they didn

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

The Notre Dame Five Year Restoration Plan Swing Into Action.

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

The Modern Damocles -

The trap

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

Peace bomb.

Corporate Punishment.

Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough...

ENNUI...(smiley face).

Bureau of Missing Door Knobs

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

"I'm a huge fan of your work."

Knights of the Round Whatever

'The secret of life has been unknowable ever since we assigned it to a committee.'

'It's good you called me when you did, Bill. Believe it or not, a little speed-bump like this can derail a perfectly good career if it isn't handled just right!'

"Do we wait for it to be approved as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as furniture polish?"

"Stop calling everything Kafka-esque

"It's the press. They want to know if you have anything to say about the sexual harassment charges being levied against you."

Art Vandalism

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.