Enthusiasts Of Satire Gifts

A flasher reveals he is a monster underneath his clothes.

Hollywood Sign Developers

Life is for the birds.

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

Cord cutter

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

"She's a miniature."

'It's a boy. He's healthy and coming along fine, but he may be a little crnkt at birth owing to his claustrophobia. He will have feminine tendencies but is not actually gay. In fact, he'll eventually develop a taste for hard liquor and trashy women...'

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

"...our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done!"

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

Standard & Poor

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

"It's trickle down."

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

'Who's the new guy?'

Jack in the box on strike.

Bureaucracy gone mad!

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

In my day, they didn

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

"Neversource"

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

'I'm afraid we can't deliver your baby until your CRB check comes through.'

"And, for insurance purposes, you must buy insurance."

'My diagnostic software is acting up. It says you are pregnant.'