Fans Of Modern Satire Gifts

"Nothing follows anymore, have you noticed?"

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

Bureaucracy gone mad!

Jack in the box on strike.

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

In my day, they didn

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

The Notre Dame Five Year Restoration Plan Swing Into Action.

The Modern Damocles -

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

ENNUI...(smiley face).

Knights of the Round Whatever

Bureau of Missing Door Knobs

'Make sport of the Queen.'

"I'm a huge fan of your work."

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

'The secret of life has been unknowable ever since we assigned it to a committee.'

'In future a reg number will suffice, ok.'

"Stop calling everything Kafka-esque

Art Vandalism

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

Hamlet.

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

John Banville

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

"Thanks a bunch. I'll just run these by our committee and pass them along."

'You've a broken lamp and your underlay's dangerously worn.'