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"Nothing follows anymore, have you noticed?"

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

Jack in the box on strike.

Bureaucracy gone mad!

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

The Modern Damocles -

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

Knights of the Round Whatever

ENNUI...(smiley face).

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Bureau of Missing Door Knobs

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

'The secret of life has been unknowable ever since we assigned it to a committee.'

'In future a reg number will suffice, ok.'

"Stop calling everything Kafka-esque

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

John Banville

Hamlet.

Art Vandalism

"Thanks a bunch. I'll just run these by our committee and pass them along."

'You've a broken lamp and your underlay's dangerously worn.'

This would be Andy's first and last day as golf instructor at Sunset Oaks Country Club: "Remember, *hic*....Always jerk your head up and swing at the ball as hard as you can."