Admirers Of Satire Gifts

Your Prophecy Here!

Hollywood Sign Developers

Life is for the birds.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

UK border controls relaxed.

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

Gay Times...

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

Lesser known greek gods,

How about going easy on the carbs

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

Cord cutter

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"They're so like us."

Czarcasm

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

The Berlin Peace Movement

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

'It's a boy. He's healthy and coming along fine, but he may be a little crnkt at birth owing to his claustrophobia. He will have feminine tendencies but is not actually gay. In fact, he'll eventually develop a taste for hard liquor and trashy women...'

"She's a miniature."

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

"...our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done!"

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?"

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask