Enjoying Satire Gifts

'I said 'no' to drugs...But they wouldn't take no for an answer!'

'I'm in a barking cessation training program. This is how I express my hostility.'

'Princess Cinderella, the servants want you to stop constantly criticising their cleaning standards...'

The Invisible Man is a frustrated flasher.

Santa's Mask Problem

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Bureaucracy gone mad!

In my day, they didn

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

The Modern Damocles -

Family Butcher.

The trap

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

The Notre Dame Five Year Restoration Plan Swing Into Action.

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

Corporate Punishment.

Peace bomb.

Knights of the Round Whatever

Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough...

ENNUI...(smiley face).

"First of all, kudos on landing a corner office."

"I'm a huge fan of your work."

Bureau of Missing Door Knobs

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

"These pills will cure your O.C.D., but first I wonder if you could organize my shelves."

'It's good you called me when you did, Bill. Believe it or not, a little speed-bump like this can derail a perfectly good career if it isn't handled just right!'

"Do we wait for it to be approved as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as furniture polish?"

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.