Exploring Satire Gifts

"Discrimination, harassment, humiliation...men do some awful things to women, but that doesn't mean we should start picking on them!"

Politically Correct Snowperson

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

Bureaucracy gone mad!

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

The Modern Damocles -

The trap

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

Family Butcher.

The Notre Dame Five Year Restoration Plan Swing Into Action.

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

Peace bomb.

Corporate Punishment.

Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough...

ENNUI...(smiley face).

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

Bureau of Missing Door Knobs

"First of all, kudos on landing a corner office."

"These pills will cure your O.C.D., but first I wonder if you could organize my shelves."

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

'It's good you called me when you did, Bill. Believe it or not, a little speed-bump like this can derail a perfectly good career if it isn't handled just right!'

"Do we wait for it to be approved as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as furniture polish?"

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

Art Vandalism

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

"It's the press. They want to know if you have anything to say about the sexual harassment charges being levied against you."

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

'A role model? Yes, I suppose he was. Everywhere he went, people would say 'That's Bill Fenton... You don't want to be that guy!''