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'I said 'no' to drugs...But they wouldn't take no for an answer!'

'I'm in a barking cessation training program. This is how I express my hostility.'

'Princess Cinderella, the servants want you to stop constantly criticising their cleaning standards...'

The Invisible Man is a frustrated flasher.

Santa's Mask Problem

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Bureaucracy gone mad!

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

Family Butcher.

The Modern Damocles -

The trap

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

Corporate Punishment.

Peace bomb.

ENNUI...(smiley face).

"First of all, kudos on landing a corner office."

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

Bureau of Missing Door Knobs

Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough...

Knights of the Round Whatever

"These pills will cure your O.C.D., but first I wonder if you could organize my shelves."

'It's good you called me when you did, Bill. Believe it or not, a little speed-bump like this can derail a perfectly good career if it isn't handled just right!'

"Do we wait for it to be approved as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as furniture polish?"

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

John Banville

'Now that I think about it, you're right: Like bankers, we thrive on the misfortune of others...'

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."