Lover Of Satirical Humor Gifts

Clueless Driving School.

'I'm switching to another provider,dear.'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

Crap from the future.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Trappist Monk Discord

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

'What does it say, Dad?'

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

"Would you like to see the markup?"

Bureaucracy gone mad!

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

Honest Voting Stickers

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

The Monroe Doctrine

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

"Actually, you do have a racist bone in your body."

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

Spanish bank needs propping up.

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

Before disposing of useless information please make file copies.

Evil Henchman Gets a Promotion.

Clone Factory

Think tanks.

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

'In my opinion, hold out for a doctor.'