Lover Of Satirical Humor Prints

Clueless Driving School.

'I'm switching to another provider,dear.'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

Crap from the future.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Trappist Monk Discord

'What does it say, Dad?'

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

"Would you like to see the markup?"

Bureaucracy gone mad!

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

"Actually, you do have a racist bone in your body."

Honest Voting Stickers

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

The Monroe Doctrine

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

Spanish bank needs propping up.

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

Before disposing of useless information please make file copies.

Think tanks.

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

Evil Henchman Gets a Promotion.

Clone Factory

'In my opinion, hold out for a doctor.'