Satirical Humor Lover Gifts

Uncle Sam prepares to fire a starting gun, while the Grim Reaper and a taxman from the IRS prepare to run a race against each other.

'Showing Grandma the edge doesn't solve anything, but it gives us both an exciting day.'

"Honey, the Malcontents are here."

"It's fine to discover cures, but, remember, chronic conditions are our bread and butter."

"Wait – how many seasons is this?"

Designated area of outstanding natural profitability.

'Apparently it was made by a seven year old Indian boy not bad is it...?'

'Institute for the study of innovative ways to get government grants'

'and this one's for people who've hurt their wrists wearing too many wristbands'.

'And this is the sunken living room.'

Before disposing of useless information please make file copies.

"...let me get back to you while I find out how important you are."

"Stockings and guns are allowed, but you can only claim a portion of your car. How often was it used to get away?"

'I used to text, but now there's a patch that allows me to communicate face to face.'

Some other drugs you may enjoy.

"Quick! I need some more charitable donations!"

'We want to be moved.....he's probably contagious!'

'I told you the government were keeping tabs on us.'

"I have to take it back to the shop and throw it away."

'Five Yeas and I say no... The 'I's have it.'

'What about Trans Fats?!'

"It's a very rare disease - it doesn't have a cure. It doesn't even have a spokesperson."

'Upsize your children' - 20 to 25 % of children are obese.

'Your blood pressure is up. Quit taking campaign promises with a grain of salt.'

SUV's Off A Gas-Price Cliff

"Arrghh! - I came around the corner and tripped over that sign!"

Oil squirting out of a golf hole, as arabs ty to play.

'Good news! According to the Government you're not dead and you can go back to work!'

'Before I can put you in touch with reality, you'll have to sign this release form.'

"And finally doctor, can you think of any areas where spending could be cut without damaging patiet care?"

Child reading 'Schools failing to teach basics' upside down.

'Perhaps we're not paying them enough money?'

"I'm through playing doctor. With insurance forms, co-payments, and malpractice suits, it's just no fun!"

'Insurance. Who needs it?'

"It's this amazing new thing that I'm never going to use."