Squire Of Humor Mugs

'As the King lives, I will smite the next man who covers his ears!'

British savings accounts

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

Bureaucracy gone mad!

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

The Inn Keeper's Wife and Daughter taking care of the Don after being beaten and bruised.

The Notre Dame Five Year Restoration Plan Swing Into Action.

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

"'Burned out,' Parker?- I wasn't aware you ever even 'caught fire.'"

Justice

The Modern Damocles -

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

The 11th Commandment

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

Manspreading in Art

Bureau of Missing Door Knobs

How To Cut The Defense Budget

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

Greek Tragedy: 'Yes... we agree to further cuts in government spendings..!!!'

ENNUI...(smiley face).

"How can a student who can't speak English or Gobbledegook expect to pass?"

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

Conclave.

God finger

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

Art Vandalism