Sovereign Of Jokes Pillows

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

"It's time to get politics out of money."

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"It's either this or a country run by lawyers."

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"Looks like there was a mix-up. Apparently the tank we ordered went to Vinny's Joke Shop in Hoboken, New Jersey."

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

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"Your chicken in red wine, sir."

'Face it dear, we are as old as we look!'

"In case you had any doubts, Holbrook, you're fired!"

"Don't forget to torch the place when you leave."

'Having a lot of underlings doesn't make you an overling!'

'Whatever you do, don't let them see the real you.'

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"I remember when you used to hold a scepter instead of that remote."

"We're going to have to erase your search history."

Doc, I firmly believe in portion control as long as I control them!

'We only have ketchup, relish and mustard, Moses dropped the other condiments on the way down,'

"My Kingdom now has an official sponsor."

'I've misplaced my keys to the kingdom.'

"Could our co-op secede from the United States and govern itself?"

'Of course I didn't announce the election -- it was a secret ballot!'

'There's more to a nation's greatness than good cell phone receptions!'

'As the King lives, I will smite the next man who covers his ears!'