Sovereign Pillows

'I've misplaced my keys to the kingdom.'

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

"It's either this or a country run by lawyers."

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

In Difficulties.

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

Queen reigning.

'I realize it's not much of a war, but it's all we can afford right now.'

Harper takes steps to ensure Canada's arctic sovereignty.

God save the Queen.

The unexpected breaking up of the seminary for young ladies

Evo Morales

The King Can Do No Wrong

"I remember when you used to hold a scepter instead of that remote."

'Sorry about the economy, but I never was very good at story problems.'

Remote controlled jester.

"We're going to have to erase your search history."

Servants - The Governess

"I try to be royal without being regal."

'We only have ketchup, relish and mustard, Moses dropped the other condiments on the way down,'

"Can a ten year old really declare his room a self-proclaimed state?"

Butler asking to leave because the governess now reads him prayers rather than the master

Greece and the EU

'Why don't they ever try to overwhelm me with tax funds?'

"It's a small country with an acute shortage of babes."

"Go ahead. Assert our sovereignty."

'Of course I didn't announce the election -- it was a secret ballot!'

'There's more to a nation's greatness than good cell phone receptions!'

''Hear ye, hear ye!' - I mean, 'Once upon a time,...'

'Why, thanks -- long live YOU, too!'

Spare the Rod

A boy being made to stand in the corner