"It's a small country with an acute shortage of babes."
Sovereign Singleton Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who cherishes their independence and creative spirit? Our sovereignty-themed collection offers a witty and warm selection of products that speak to their unique identity. From playful mugs to art prints, these items are perfect for those who favor self-expression and originality. Surprise a friend or treat yourself with something that celebrates your singleton status with humor and class.
40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.
Just married and Just Single and Happy.
"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."
"It's either this or a country run by lawyers."
'It's hard finding a caring,sensitive and good looking man. Most of them already have boyfriends.'
"Delivery."
Susie's single status had spread to her socks.
'Sigh - Yes, I will probably be dying alone.'
"It's lonely at the top, but don't you love the solitude."
She hated first dates. She always ended up sounding desperate.
"Lucky!"
Boyfriend Shirt.
Bachelor Cake
Killing time, and vice versa....
The spanish coronation
Dating site - buy a dog.
"I almost had a 'I need a man' moment last night....but then I managed to get the cork out of the wine bottle myself."
Do you know what girls want?
Remote controlled jester.
'It's lonely hear at the top - Thank God I've never been a people person.'
Hunters And Gatherers Without Partners.
Lighter
ACME COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'She should be attractive, intelligenty, charming, and funny, or best offer.
"This program may not be suitable for viewing by anyone."
Why so sad? All my friends are divorced and I'm not even married!
If I may paraphrase Shakespeare, "Beware the Ides of March, for that is when the jerks cometh out of yonder woodwork."
'I've misplaced my keys to the kingdom.'
''Hear ye, hear ye!' - I mean, 'Once upon a time,...'
A quiet game at cribbage
Christmas with Christo
Lovematch Dating . . . Please wait here.
'I've been through all the men on the dating sites ... I need to see your male mug book.'
'The eternal bachelor'
Sovereign Singleton Gifts Collection
Sovereign Singleton Mugs
Discover our range of sovereignty-themed mugs—brighten your mornings or gift someone special who values independence.
Sovereign Singleton Pillows
Check out our sovereignty pillows—perfect for adding a personal touch of independence and comfort to your living space.
Sovereign Singleton Prints
Explore our collection of prints that celebrate sovereignty and creativity—ideal for decorating your home or office with personality.
Sovereign Singleton T-Shirts
Browse our sovereignty-inspired t-shirts designed for creatives who love to stand out and express themselves with humor and style.