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"It's a small country with an acute shortage of babes."

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

"It's either this or a country run by lawyers."

'It's hard finding a caring,sensitive and good looking man. Most of them already have boyfriends.'

"Delivery."

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

'Sigh - Yes, I will probably be dying alone.'

"It's lonely at the top, but don't you love the solitude."

She hated first dates. She always ended up sounding desperate.

"Lucky!"

Boyfriend Shirt.

Bachelor Cake

Killing time, and vice versa....

The spanish coronation

Dating site - buy a dog.

"I almost had a 'I need a man' moment last night....but then I managed to get the cork out of the wine bottle myself."

Do you know what girls want?

Remote controlled jester.

'It's lonely hear at the top - Thank God I've never been a people person.'

Hunters And Gatherers Without Partners.

Lighter

ACME COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'She should be attractive, intelligenty, charming, and funny, or best offer.

"This program may not be suitable for viewing by anyone."

Why so sad? All my friends are divorced and I'm not even married!

If I may paraphrase Shakespeare, "Beware the Ides of March, for that is when the jerks cometh out of yonder woodwork."

'I've misplaced my keys to the kingdom.'

''Hear ye, hear ye!' - I mean, 'Once upon a time,...'

A quiet game at cribbage

Christmas with Christo

Lovematch Dating . . . Please wait here.

'I've been through all the men on the dating sites ... I need to see your male mug book.'

'The eternal bachelor'