Eternal Singleton Mugs

Bachelor Cake

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

This is forever... till death do us part...

"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know."

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

Barman indicates sick bucket, alongside usual ice bucket, saying to attractive woman: 'That's there in case you hear any particularly bad chat-up lines.'

'It's hard finding a caring,sensitive and good looking man. Most of them already have boyfriends.'

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

"It was Socrates, wasn't it, who said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living'?"

'We're conducting a survey to find out how many married couples still have that old feeling.'

Pensioner's Romance

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

"Horace, what are we doing on the same cloud? Our vows said 'till death do us part.'"

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

"No one rides off into me anymore."

I know it was the biggest moment in your life, but honey - our wedding was six months ago.

'You've spent the last 20 years in college. What made you stop hiding from the real world?'

"I'd like to propose a bill to the effect that we can remain freshmen indefinitely."

'A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing, Wally.' 'It's a good thing, I'm a know-it-all!'

Internal Clocks.

"You've spent the last 20 years in college. what made you stop hiding from the real world?"

'Sigh - Yes, I will probably be dying alone.'

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

"I really should have paid attention to everything I learned in Kindergarten."

Boyfriend Shirt.

"Lucky!"

"Get with the program, Barry, the certificate clearly said, 'till death do we part'."

'I'm going to learn it right this time.'

'You're in Graduate School now. I think it's high time I stopped doing your home work.'