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"I almost had a 'I need a man' moment last night....but then I managed to get the cork out of the wine bottle myself."

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'It's hard finding a caring,sensitive and good looking man. Most of them already have boyfriends.'

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"I hope I'm single for Valentine's because only I fully know my worth in chocolate."

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

'Sigh - Yes, I will probably be dying alone.'

"It's kind of you to say that I am one in a million. Actually, as a CEO of a large multinational corporation, I am more accurately one in twenty million."

Bachelor Cake

She hated first dates. She always ended up sounding desperate.

Boyfriend Shirt.

"Lucky!"

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'I remember when feeling the pinch just meant sexual harassment,'

Dating site - buy a dog.

'Mr Thurber, come at me like you're going to sexually harass me!'

"Why are you smiling?"

Gracie gets excited reading a toy catalogue when she realizes the CEO is a Latina.

"That's it?"

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Why so sad? All my friends are divorced and I'm not even married!

"It's the story of a smart and beautiful woman who faces the challenges of the future with the will of a warrior!"

"It's a small country with an acute shortage of babes."

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Male Order Catalogue.

'The eternal bachelor'

"He's threatened because I'm a strong, independent, intelligent sociopath."