Sofa Slug Gifts

'A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do and this is what this man's gotta do!'

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

Wordplay: Gastropod.

'She'll never look for me here.'

"The couch hates me Jane!"

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

My comfort zone

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'

"Of course we don't mind you working from home - we'd just rather it was from your own home, Mr Webb."

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

"Happy slime trails to you, until we meet again!"

Flexible working

"I used to be a political lobbyist, then along came this chance to be a slug."

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

Chillaxing!

'We added on to the couch.'

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

"She died doing what she loved."

"I don't think they had you in mind when they invented the mobile device."

"I was thinking we might staycation on the sofa."

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

Plein Air Painting: Quarantine Edition

"It might be this Christmas, it might be next."

'When we got married, I said I'd move mountains for you...I never said anything about a sofa!'

I'd say you've got assertivity issues

"Thanks to technology, I can be unemployed no matter where I live!"

'Plus, you get to keep any change you happen to find under the cushions.'