Sofa Sloth Gifts

"Pace yourself big man! You're fatigued and the footy season has just begun!"

"I don't think they had you in mind when they invented the mobile device."

Sloth 10K.

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

"Siblings? yes, I'm one of seven."

I think the dolphin is my spirit animal! Unfortunately, it's likely mine is the sloth.

"You know what I wish? I wish there was a foundation that gave grants just to lie fallow for a year or so."

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

'So the yoga classes are working out pretty well for you then?'

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

SlothPossum Watching Upside Down TV

"No one quite knew what Bob did to earn a crust...rumour had it he was a biologist...with a special interest in sloths!"

Tai Chi video - can you slow it down, it's still too fast!

Back down.

"There you are, dear. . . that's you all set to watch satuday night television now!"

'Speaking of ground sloths.'

'Hey! You forgot the TV!'

"Why am I flicking channels? Every channel's the sloth channel."

"We suck at this."

"After the shark documentary there's a documentary on about two fat slobs who watch TV all day. Sounds good"

"Sloth!"

Potato sitting on a couch.

'I know you're a deadly sin and everything, but I don't know...I still like hanging around with you anyway.'

"You obviously didn't know Yorrick that well, that's the skull of an Amazonian tree sloth!"

Farmer John tended to spoil his livestock.

"Some feedback as your last review, low productivity..."

'You can take the bed, I'll be fine in the cupboard for the night...'

"So now you're reading a book?"

'He wants us to wake him when something comes on that's aimed at his demographic.'

"People change."

Wordplay: Slothful.

'I don't know how you kids can sit around all day watching this garbage on television.'