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"I don't think they had you in mind when they invented the mobile device."

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

"You know what I wish? I wish there was a foundation that gave grants just to lie fallow for a year or so."

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

"Siblings? yes, I'm one of seven."

'So the yoga classes are working out pretty well for you then?'

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

"No one quite knew what Bob did to earn a crust...rumour had it he was a biologist...with a special interest in sloths!"

SlothPossum Watching Upside Down TV

Tai Chi video - can you slow it down, it's still too fast!

Back down.

"Sloth!"

'Speaking of ground sloths.'

"After the shark documentary there's a documentary on about two fat slobs who watch TV all day. Sounds good"

"Why am I flicking channels? Every channel's the sloth channel."

"We suck at this."

"There you are, dear. . . that's you all set to watch satuday night television now!"

'Hey! You forgot the TV!'

Potato sitting on a couch.

"Some feedback as your last review, low productivity..."

'I know you're a deadly sin and everything, but I don't know...I still like hanging around with you anyway.'

'You can take the bed, I'll be fine in the cupboard for the night...'

Farmer John tended to spoil his livestock.

"You obviously didn't know Yorrick that well, that's the skull of an Amazonian tree sloth!"

"So now you're reading a book?"

'He wants us to wake him when something comes on that's aimed at his demographic.'

"People change."

Wordplay: Slothful.

'I don't know how you kids can sit around all day watching this garbage on television.'

"Oh yeah? Well, We have a sin called 'human.'"

'Let me guess - you wife is still visiting her sister.'