Sofa Slug T-Shirts

'A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do and this is what this man's gotta do!'

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

Wordplay: Gastropod.

'She'll never look for me here.'

"The couch hates me Jane!"

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

My comfort zone

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

"I used to be a political lobbyist, then along came this chance to be a slug."

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

'We added on to the couch.'

"She died doing what she loved."

Chillaxing!

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

"I don't think they had you in mind when they invented the mobile device."

"I was thinking we might staycation on the sofa."

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

"It might be this Christmas, it might be next."

I'd say you've got assertivity issues

'When we got married, I said I'd move mountains for you...I never said anything about a sofa!'

Plein Air Painting: Quarantine Edition

"Thanks to technology, I can be unemployed no matter where I live!"

'Plus, you get to keep any change you happen to find under the cushions.'

"I'm not so sure anymore where the sofa ends and you begin."