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'Jim's always wanted to be a male model.'

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

'You've made a powerful enemy'

Big screen TV.

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

'She'll never look for me here.'

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"The couch hates me Jane!"

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

My comfort zone

Watching telly

Futons/Futoffs

The new fall content.

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

'We added on to the couch.'

"I was thinking we might staycation on the sofa."

Chillaxing!

"I don't think they had you in mind when they invented the mobile device."

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

"It might be this Christmas, it might be next."

'Plus, you get to keep any change you happen to find under the cushions.'

"Thanks to technology, I can be unemployed no matter where I live!"

"I'm not so sure anymore where the sofa ends and you begin."