Desk Sloucher T-Shirts

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

Golfing Boss

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

Multi-tasking.

Organization is not rocket science!

My brilliant career

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

'Sure, sure - I'm having a great vacation.'

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

'Sometimes I wonder what I's do without you!'

Two stressed drinking birds

"We need a better piling system."

Time Management Conultancy - Out, Out

Meaningful...Meaningless relationships.

Desk boxes - sublimeridiculous.

'You won't need a desk since you'll be delegating everything.'

Careerist

VIBES, Inc: 'Good...Bad'

"Jenkins has always been good at saving energy."

Regretfully in/Hopefully Out.

Minister's File

The Secret Life of Pens

Looking busy.

'Why do you need an alarm clock'

Widgets, Inc: Inventory. . . Sales. . .RETURNS.

'This has been his most productive day ever. I almost hate to wake him.'