Desk Declutterer T-Shirts

"We need a better piling system."

"Did you hear about Blumenkraft? He had so much junk on his desk, it collapsed into a black hole"

Widgets, Inc: Inventory. . . Sales. . .RETURNS.

'The buck gets lost here'.

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'Clear your desk. You're fired!'

The Desk Bins of Life: Birth, Whoosh! and Death.

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

Organization is not rocket science!

Stress and Relief Desk Organizers.

Desk Organizers: It will be what it will be... It is what it is... What the #!@ was that?

'What do you say we break for a quick vacuuming and then you can continue to think about what your financial goals are?'

'... because there is no flaming room on my desk any more!'

In and Out

"Maureen, come in and hold a mirror under my nose."

Let's get organized

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

'I've misplaced everything.'

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

'I delete so much junk mail, my trash can icon turned into a dumpster.'

Two stressed drinking birds

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."