Desktop Declutterer T-Shirts

"Please wait while I load up software you'll never use and stick random icons all over the place."

"Let's see if we can't scatter the trash all over his desktop."

Let's get organized

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Organization is not rocket science!

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

Maybe clean out your wallet

"There, all neat and tidy!"

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

'I've misplaced everything.'

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

'I delete so much junk mail, my trash can icon turned into a dumpster.'

"We need a better piling system."

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

A Mom's Purse

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

Categories are the key to organizing.

"I hate people using the cloud."

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.