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"For my next trick, I will make this piano my parents left me disappear by finding someone in the area who actually wants a piano, has a truck, and will pick it up for free."

Let's get organized

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Organization is not rocket science!

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

Maybe clean out your wallet

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

'I've misplaced everything.'

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"We need a better piling system."

A Mom's Purse

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

Categories are the key to organizing.

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

A catch-all is born.

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

"I got my wife a book on decluttering and the first thing to go was me."

'Watch yourself.'

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"

"That loft has needed sorting out for years, at least you've had time to do the job properly!!"

Interior Un-Decorator: We Help You Downsize!

"I found another great book about living with less stuff."

'And here to explain his study on the migration patterns of Earthlings...'

The Movers - Decluttering

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