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"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Storage Boxes

Let's get organized

Biofelineism

Organization is not rocket science!

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

'I've misplaced everything.'

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

'I delete so much junk mail, my trash can icon turned into a dumpster.'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"We need a better piling system."

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

A Mom's Purse

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

Categories are the key to organizing.

"I just dusted off all our books. Apparently, we haven't read a book offline in a long time."

"Don't think of it as forgetting stuff. Think of it as freeing up brain space."

"I hate people using the cloud."

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

"I got my wife a book on decluttering and the first thing to go was me."