Home Declutterer Gifts

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Storage Boxes

I think it's time to clean the basement.

Let's get organized

Biofelineism

Organization is not rocket science!

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

Maybe clean out your wallet

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

"There, all neat and tidy!"

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

'I've misplaced everything.'

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

'I delete so much junk mail, my trash can icon turned into a dumpster.'

"We need a better piling system."

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

A Mom's Purse

Categories are the key to organizing.

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

"I just dusted off all our books. Apparently, we haven't read a book offline in a long time."

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

"I hate people using the cloud."

"Don't think of it as forgetting stuff. Think of it as freeing up brain space."