Decluttering Gifts

"You no longer spark joy, Charly."

"You know what I want for our twentieth anniversary? A Dumpster."

"Do I need it? Does it spark joy?"

Simplify Your Life Conference, 1,000s of Exhibits.

'The doctor said he needed more activity. So, I hide his scuba equipment twice a week.'

Filers should not marry pilers.

"Are you ever going to take up horse racing again?"

Office De-cluttering

'No thank you. I already have enough stuff.'

You need to simplify your life. Start with a smaller bag.

Maude gets rid of all the useless stuff that is cluttering up the house on Ebay.

A Mom's Purse

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

"OK, so new decluttering strategy: we put all the tchotchkes in a box in the basement, then throw them away in 10-15 years when their emotional hold over us has sufficiently weakened."

"It's a big chuck-out. I had to be quite ruthless."

"Okay, so we're organized. Now what?"

'Finally...some money for our 401K!'

"I got my wife a book on decluttering and the first thing to go was me."

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"Can I call you back? I'm decluttering."

"I got rid of all the excess in my life."

'Where's that scotch tape?! If there's one thing I can't stand, it's a messy junk drawer.'

You can't have everything...

Rapunzel's Book Club choice gave her an idea...

"On the count of 3, we shove our way in again."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

'Watch yourself.'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

Categories are the key to organizing.

'R.I.P. - At last uncluttered.'

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

'I can't get into my room because of all the clothes, books and C.Ds piled up against the door, so we have to go in this way.'

"Do I need it? Does it spark joy?"