Decluttering Guru Gifts

"I started purging stuff in the junk drawer and got carried away."

"That loft has needed sorting out for years, at least you've had time to do the job properly!!"

"I see you decluttered."

Let's get organized

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

Maybe clean out your wallet

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

'I've misplaced everything.'

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

I'm organizing the house. Can I help? Do you have any storage bins for stuff we don't use very often? Hold on. I have just the thing! Thanks, mom.

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

A Mom's Purse

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

'Why not Google it?'

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

Categories are the key to organizing.

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

Father Time Management

"Namaste."

"Don't think of it as forgetting stuff. Think of it as freeing up brain space."

Person made from 100% recycled materials.

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

A catch-all is born.

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

"I got my wife a book on decluttering and the first thing to go was me."

'Watch yourself.'